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Recent Game Reviews
The Great Siege
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 21, 2009
Cold
I've just been to America, and yesterday I flew back to Britain after completing my mission of giving armadillos to the Native Americans (see me blog). It was 95°F there, so I'm feeling quite cold back in Britain after my 9 hour flight (which was cold).
Anyway, this is the first game on NG I've played since I got back, and I am so glad it's a good one because I'm in a bad mood, and if this game was bad, I would have critisized it so much that anyone who read this reveiw would die instantly. But fortunately for you mortals, this game is very good.
Recent Audio Reviews
Funeral March Remix
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 6, 2009
What have you done?
You turned a really excellent peice of music into a disgusting slimeball of dirt, with a coating of dirt, dirt flavorings and soft dirt in the middle. You've defiled it, you menace, I thought I was EVIL but this is just ridiculous.
(DJ-T) Sleeping
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 5, 2009
Blue squidgy arms of evil
The other day I was attempting to infiltrate the G20 Summit. I got in but that annoying rascal James Bond found me. I hate him. But I did find out that all the world leaders do in G20 is sit around drinking coffee.
Oh yes, the song, right... Well it's evil... a bit. But I still think that it could use some more evilness, perhaps an evil peice of bread and butter... sorry getting sidetracked again. Well anyway, I like the bleepyness, so I'll give ot a 6/10. It was a bit too slow.
HeavenhelI {Goth Rock}
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 5, 2009
Who wants to see my evil lair? Well you CAN'T!
I was just saying the other day to some guy who was playing this game where you asked this guy something about asking things to other guys, anyway, I asked him where he came from. He beat me up, but my henchmen took care of him.
That's what this song reminded me of. Because you've got the guitar in the background which reminds me of him attacking me, but my evilness shows through in the piano and drums and stuff. This song is good stuff. 8/10.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 1 / 5 stars April 5, 2009
Terrible
It's kinda funny, but also boring, unevil, and each sketch was too short. Maybe you should think about trying to eat 5000 walnuts, and then digesting them with a glass of water, HA HA HA! EVIL!
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 5, 2009
Wow
Normally, I pick out the bad aspects of everyones stuff and give them a bad mark, because I'm EVIL. But the video was EVIL as well, so I love it.
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 5, 2009
Don't look at this, look at the reveiw
Well, I liked the EVIL guy because he was EVIL in a kind of recorder fighting an EVIL clarinet way. However, the voices all sounded to similiar, and the girl didn't sound like a girl and I know it's a parody, so don't start getting on my EVIL back about that.
It was funny, I'll give you that. But just remember, I'm EVIL so I'm giving you the EVIL mark of 3/10.