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For a long time now I have kept an evil secret from everybody. Revealing this secret could ban me for a certain period of time. Do your worst Tom!
My secret is that I have an alternate account, I have found a way to trick the system. I have made an alternate account with the SAME email address. How I did this I shall not tell you, and I want you to guess what my alternate account is. I have left a few clues here and there. Now we shall see how clever tomfulp is. See if he can find out my alternate account. I shall continue to leave clues.

Also, no luck with my blowing up Earth mission (see last post).

Soon I shall launch a spaceship somewhere no man has ever set foot on before! Mars! And when it reaches Mars, I shall go to the moon. And then I will hope that something EVIL will happen involving my Spaceship and the Earth being destroyed. But how exactly, I dunno, maybe it'll be something like this:

Or maybe this:

Don't you just hate those annoying voices that say "Cashier Number 5 please" or maybe "Cashier number 6 please". They really annoy me, I mean, I'm clever enough to see which cashiers are free and which aren't. Anyway, I don't have any evil schemes going on at the moment but I will notify you as soon as I have one.

I HATE EVERY ONE OF THEM, I HATE TOMFULP, I hate P-BOT, G-BOT, A-BOT AND THAT OTHER ONE THAT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER, I ALSO HATE THE REST OF THE STUPID NEWGROUNDS TEAM. I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM SUBMITTING TO THE AUDIO PORTAL.

And guess what, they didn't even tell me, I found out when I tried to submit another song. I also hate whoever thought up the idea of copyright. I didn't know I was breaking copyright rules. My computer is so immersed in evil it never though to tell me.

GAH!

Also, I'm hopeless at flash, although I could instruct Program C0-12-9 to run on a 64 with add-ons from Programs C0-12-9-1 and C0-12-9-1-2. But that would need a pelinquary drive with quintipal hard drive menzininprototon.

I'm back from America (see last post), but unfortunately the Native Americans beat me up. I've got nothing against the Native Americans, I'm not racist, but they beat me up. When I showed them the Armadillos they realized who I was and apoligized, but I'm back in the same hospital I has my heart transplant in.

This easter I'm going to the Underground Society of Armadillos, the U.S.A, to pick up a "package" with illegal armadillos, which I'm then going to take to the United States of America, the U.S.A, to deliver the package to a tribe of Native Americans who live near the Grand Canyon. I'll be gone for about 2 weeks, starting from today. I going from the U.S.A to the U.S.A. Tell nobody.

Welcome to post 2 of my EVIL blog.

The other day I was trying to infiltrate G20. I had it all planned, my henchmen were in place. I got in using a peice of rope and a sandwich. I then peeked round the corner of the room they were in and suddenly James Bond grabs me. I mean, talk about anti-climax. But I did manage to see a bit of what the world leaders were up to. Drinking coffee! Can you beleive that?!

Well, anyway, the reason I put that happy icon up on this blog is because I realized, "hang on a minute, I can use this situation!" What I'm going to do is say to the world leader, If you don't give me £1,000,000,000 or the equivalent in you counrty next year, I will tell everyone what REALLY happens at G20. And once I have the money I'll tell everyone anyway. So I'm very very happy!

Well, I'm new, evil and ready to go. My NG Life will be dediacted to posting comments on all the bad aspects of everybody's dried mud with flash animation added.

I am the evil, WEIRD F!